Between Europe and Asia - at the Bosphorus - a boat collapsed. It got washed ashore in Istanbul, Anatolian side, at the seashore of Üsküdar district! Poor shipwreck, free of any purpose, we will give your brokedown body a new meaning... Boulder up the crooked main mast and enjoy being between two continents!
Up, up, until the top of the main mast! Be aware of wild cats and rust stains. Against both threats I recommend an obviating Tetanus injection. And don't fall into the water!